Shower!!! Or It's official, I'm addicted to the internet.

Great balls of fire, how much longer is this heat wave going to last?  I can do little else but sit in my apartment.  Outside is absolutely toxic. I had to go to Manhattan this morning to see my surgeon.  He removed the dressings so I could take a shower!  I asked if I could go to the gym and he told me not to for a few weeks because it could cause swelling.  I suppose I could go and walk on the treadmill.  But it was so hot today I did not want to leave the house. 

When I got home, I had no Internet, no phone, and no television.  I was late paying the bill this month and I thought Cablevision had cut me off for non payment.  I was cursing them to the heavens because I had just paid the bill this morning and therefore should not have been cut off.  I have no signal in my apartment cave so I had to walk across the street, dripping with sweat and smelling pretty rank to call the cable company to find out what was going on.  Turns out there was service interruptions in my area.  It's obviously back up now.

Notice how I took care of the Internet problem before jumping into the shower?